Bail this out.

Congress and the American public are livid over the bonuses paid to AIG executives, and rightfully so. As a young boy, my grandfather would warn me about certain evils in the world: Loose ladies, arrogant midgets, and the worst-of-the-worst, AIG executives. By the by, the bonus paid to these guys wouldn't get you a backup second baseman with a bum knee (who, by the way, plays in a stadium that your tax dollars built).

Todays Decklaration: Only famous people die skiing.