Dear Michael Jackson,
The heat, oh, the heat.
Thanks for dying, you crazy sum-bitch. Makes my little
peccadillo look like a moon-walk in the park. Moon walk. Get it?
Puns. I love 'em.
P.S. Also, thanks to Farah and Ed McMahon, and Billy Mays.
Oh, what the hell, that dead Iranian chick didn't hurt either. It really is all about timing.
Kindest Regards
Mark Sanford
S.C. Governor and Swinging Skin Sword Associate Member
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